It's freezing outside. So cold that I've driven the car half a mile down the road before I've realised that I'm still wearing a hat. In a car. This is not acceptable.
As any fule kno, only two types of male wear hats in cars:
My hat comes off and I wait for the car heater to kick in. Hats in cars. There's no excuse.
As any fule kno, only two types of male wear hats in cars:
- Doddery little old men (usually with sticking out ears), who drive slowly and erratically. Hat of choice - the flat cap.
- Spotty boy racers, who drive fast and erratically. Hat of choice - the baseball cap. The baseball cap effect is scalable, with levels of uncontrolled speed and spasmodic manoeuvring increasing in a predictable way as the in-car baseball cap count increases (immediate evasive action is recommended if the number of baseball caps in one vehicle is equal to, or greater than, four)
My hat comes off and I wait for the car heater to kick in. Hats in cars. There's no excuse.
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