Ford Mustang convertible. On a beach. With beach volleyball courts nearby so you can preen for your boyfriend in action shots.
Who am I to argue? To my knowledge, Jeremy Clarkson is the only other commentator with sufficient interest in the sexual orientation of cars to have expressed an opinion on the matter:
Media watchdog Ofcom ... decided that Jeremy Clarkson probably was being a little bit homophobic after a flood of complaints came from viewers outraged that he said of the Daihatsu Copen "A bit gay, yes, very ginger beer,” on a Top Gear episode. However, not all the complaints to Ofcom were about Jeremy Clarkson's gay jibe – around 20% of complaints pointed out that the sight of a lanky lighthouse-dwelling Genesis fan who went to the same public school as an Archbishop of Canterbury standing around in a pair of awful jeans and inexplicably deciding to talk in cockney rhyming slang is something that should never be seen on British television again.
The image of Clarkson and the future Archbishop of Canterbury, after lights out in the dorm, gossiping about the latest wheels they'd checked out on their gaydar, is way too entertaining to be dismissed lightly.
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