Nuts!

... is the title of a summer blockbuster I'd pay good money to see:

Can technology save us from shark attacks? BBC (David L). You are more likely to die from a coconut falling on your head. Seriously. Even after allowing for debate over how far you could generalize from the original study and cutting the extrapolation by a full order of magnitude. But no one makes movies about falling coconuts.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back under the tree...