Conservation of Moggmentum

"Any [cartoon] body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation... At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over."

Cartoon physics doesn’t work so well in the real world, although this doesn't stop some people trying.

Now competing in the Wile E. Coyote Memorial 200m Thin Air Dash are Jacob "Not you, Jacob" Rees-Mogg and his fellow Brextremists.

Just trigger Article 50 as quickly as possible, keep running frantically towards the cliff edge and, whatever you do, DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!

If you believe hard enough, your surging Moggmentum will carry you across the yawning chasm of your total lack of foresight and preparation. Gravity can't touch you!

When it comes to having a plan, that really is all, folks!


Once again, this stunt should only performed by trained two-dimensional cartoon characters, so please don't try it at home. This blog shall not be liable for any loss of credibility or economic damage.