Monday, 20 February 2017

Breaking news: Tutankhamun dead, nation in shock

Trump clarification of the week:
When I said that something terrible happened in Sweden on Friday, what I meant was that I watched a documentary about Sweden on Friday. Obviously.
Meanwhile, in other news, just look at what happened last weekend in Egypt. Egypt, who would believe this?

That Tutankhamun guy. Dead, and not even twenty. I heard the reports last weekend. Sad.