Makeup routines of the rich and famous

Over in the Graun's fashion section, there's an article entitled:

Over the rainbow – your colour corrector problems resolved
Thanks to Instagram, this much maligned makeup routine is back. Here’s how you nail it.

This sort of thing would usually be wasted on me. But once you see the potential results of a makeup regime malfunction, you realise how important this stuff can be:

What one famous celebrity would look like without makeup. The results will totally shock you.

Emergency room - we need fake tan, orange, lots of it, now!