Local news story of the week...

...comes from the Milton Keynes Citizen, where they weren't at all desperate to find a tenuous Milton Keynes angle to the Bowie tributes:

Rock legend David Bowie called himself ‘Milton Keynes’*

In other news:

Onesie wearing alcoholic jailed after setting fire to landlady’s porch

The excitement never stops round here, I tell you.

*via