Tuesday, 3 February 2015

War on three fronts

Apparently, The War On Drugs and the War On Terror worked out so spiffingly that the Tories are up for yet another war. 'Coasting schools will be taken over by the government as part of an “an all-out war on mediocrity”' enthuses the Torygraph.

Well, I suppose that controversially declaring yourself to be Against Bad Things is marginally less idiotic than Michael Gove's logic-defying project to make all children above average

At this rate, the stupid party might one day move towards something approaching sentience, although not fast enough to get there before going extinct.