Friday, 6 February 2015

'Engage warp drive!' 'Aye, Captain!'

When a thought lord (or “thought captain”) such as myself helps a brand trend, blogs tend to “warp” to contain the thoughts (“brand milk”) that I have made them drink (“consumerate”). Please do not suggest making “brand milkshakes.” Not only is this immensely dangerous, this is actually illegal.
Ye vain devotees of the sales funnel who, in your pride, imagine that your puny grasp of jargon sets you aside from the unenlightened and marks you out as members the elect, behold the glory of the mighty thought-lord, Ed Zitron, and know that, compared to his awesomeness, you are but lowly neophytes in the Temple of Bullshit. Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair!