Sunday, 9 October 2011

World domination is just a click away, honest

I notice that somebody's been linking to one of my posts. Not just anyone, mind you, but the Illuminati, no less, or at least an 'ex-member of The Brotherhood, Kevin Trudeau' (memorably described in Wikipedia as an 'American author, radio personality, infomercial salesman, and convicted felon best known for promoting alternative medicine', ).

Personally, I find these charges hard to believe, as his sales pitch sounds entirely credible and not even slightly dodgy. Apparently, if you want to share the secrets of the hidden rulers of the world, make LARGE amounts of money, work with multi-millionaires, celebs and best-selling authors, etc, all you have to do is click on the link at meetilluminatimembers dot com to join for FREE. Nope, that doesn't sound even slightly suspicious to me.

I must admit to having wondered why a secret society of conspirators bent on world domination would let any old Tom, Dick or Harry who clicked on a web link join their exclusive inner circle but, hey, if it's on the interwebs it must be true, right?