Strange search engine queries

I'm not the first blogger to try for a cheap laugh, courtesy of some of the eccentric search queries that have lead people to his or her blog and I certainly won't be the last. Here are a few of the search terms that have brought people to my humble abode in cyberspace over the past couple of months:

reflexive entertainment: I fear  my blog's some way from provoking this response, but thanks for looking anyway.

angry screaming: Angry screaming is a lot closer to the Pavlovian response you can expect round here.

cake is a lie: Especially a Jaffa cake.
 
gender confused palm tree: Is Jeremy Kyle presenting Gardeners' World these days, or what?

hope solo body issue: I haven't googled to find out who Hope Solo is, but the related search for  'hope solo naked' suggests that there are people out there who don't think she has body issues.

edwina currie red knickers: Lovely to see John Major dropping by, but you really need to stop living in the past and move on, John.

george bush full body: George! Don't do that.

election poster ideas: It all seems a long time ago now, but I vaguely remember that George W only won the 2000 election thanks to some hanging chads in the Florida vote-o-matic machines and the wise decision by his campaign team not to run with the infamous George Bush full body election posters, all copies of which were subsequently destroyed.