Splendid

I don't want to go all Stephen Fry on you, but I really love the word "splendid." It's so ... er ... splendidly un-hip and avuncular. So I, for one, welcome the advent of Professor Elemental's rather good single of the same name:

You are, no doubt, already aware of the result of the good Professor's rap duel with Mr B, The Gentleman Rhymer, but in the unlikely event that you have recently been detained in the wilds of Borneo, here's Fighting Trousers, another tutorial in advanced silliness from the superbly-named album The Indifference Engine: