Happy Cat Feedz Lotz of Peepul

Behold, the feeding of the five thousand, according to the LOLCat New Testament:

Teh Aposslz caem bak, an dey telld Happy Cat all teh stuff dey did an teechd. An den, bcuz dere wuz too many peepul an dey wuzn't getting lunch, he wuz liek "Hay, letz go rest nao, k?"

An so dey went away in a boat an went were nowun wuz. But lotz of peepul seez dem, an chaesd dem an got dere furst. An Happy Cat seez dem, an touhght dey wuz liek sheep wifout a shephurd. An he teeched dem stuff.

It wuz getting laet, so teh disiples wuz liek "Hay, itz rly laet, an we iz, liek, in teh middul of nowerez. U sendz dem hoem so dey can bai dinnur, k?"

But Happy Cat wuz liek "No wai! U giv dem fudz!" An dey wuz liek "But dats lotz of munniez! U wantz us to uze dat much munniez on teh fudz?"
An Happy Cat wuz liek "Hao much fudz duz we haz? U go check, k?" An dey checkd, an wuz liek "Dere iz fiev bredz an two tunaz."

An den Happy Cat wuz liek "Everwun sitz down nao, k?" An so everwun satz down on teh grass. An he grabbd teh fudz, an he lukd to teh Ceiling, an wuz liek "Hay, thx Ceiling Cat" an broek teh bredz. Den he wuz liek "Heer, u pass dis out, k?" An everwun ate an everwun wuz fullz, an teh disiplz pickd up teh leftovurz, an dere wuz twelv bukkitz ful. An dey put it in teh fridge to saev for latur. Fiev thousand peepulz atez. Srsly.

Here endeth today's lesson. See teh rest ov teh gud buk here.