Tuesday, 12 July 2016

Headline of the day

In another startling turn of events, ex-Shadow Business Secretary Angela Eagle has upped the stakes in her increasingly bizarre bid to become Labour’s next leader, by attempting to take an Austalian child hostage. During a tearful police stand-off, Eagle told surrounding police and journalists that she hoped Jeremy Corbyn was a "reasonable man" and promised that if he just went quietly, nobody needed to get hurt.

In other news, a bird did a thing.