Tuesday, 12 July 2016

David Cameron (abridged)

I just decided to write a biography of David Cameron, because I think I’d be rather good at it. Here goes:
Asked why he wanted to become prime minister, David Cameron is supposed to have said “Because I think I’d be rather good at it.”*

He went on to accidentally plunge Britain into its biggest existential crisis since World War Two, then walked away, humming a little tune:

"Do doooo, do doo.... Right..."

The End (© Andrew King).
I think that just about covers all the important details. Publishers can contact me via this blog.

*I don't know the original source of this story, but the earliest reference I could find in the minute I spent extensively researching my biography was this, by Leo McKinstry, in the Express.