Friday, 27 May 2016

That's crazy talk!

The headline writers at the Mail simply can't contain their disbelief:
"Cameron FINALLY admits migration running at 333,000 a year is 'disappointing' - but blames the figure on strength of our economy!"

Now they've pointed it out, I realise that only some kind of lunatic would claim that people might want to migrate to a particular country because of its strong economy.

As any fule kno, migrants overwhelmingly prefer the chance to move somewhere where the economy's in total meltdown and where there are zero opportunities, which is why the only people currently migrating to the UK are those poor souls who couldn't persuade Somalia, South Sudan, or Yemen to let them in.

There's your voice of common sense, right there...