Say cheese, but don't try to eat the camera

 

Like somebody who's spent too much time doing repetitive exercises at the gym, the head's a bit out of focus, but the bum's crisply defined. All the same, I quite like this photo, blurry head and all (that's what you get when the subject tries to eat the camera lens).

World, meet Mrs Cluck, one third of our astonishingly prolific egg production team.