Sunday, 11 July 2010

Marie Antoinette slams bread shortage

In today's press release from the Petit Trianon, Queen Marie Antoinette once more claimed that 'we're all in this together' and insisted that she faces the same tough choices as any ordinary peasant:

Queen Marie Antoinette has said she is "terrified" by the prospect of poor people struggling to find bread to feed their children.

The Queen has acknowledged that her radical new cake-based alternative is not "easy" or "popular"