Friday, 10 June 2011

What could possibly go wrong?

Here's an amusing piece of made-up news from those cheeky rascals at the Daily Mash:
Facebook and other social networks could be used by British citizens to sign into public services online...

A Cabinet Office spokeswoman confirmed to us this morning that the department was speaking to "a range of industry" about its ID assurance scheme, a prototype for which is expected in October this year.

Correction - it's actually a real news story  ... oh ... *facepalm*.

Thursday, 9 June 2011

Conflicted

After criticising the coalition government for implementing policies that no-one voted for, the Archbishop of Canterbury has been reminded that he’s spent his life advocating policies from a leader no-one can see, let alone vote for ...

... 35 year-old shop-keeper Mike Williams told us, “As a confirmed atheist I’m not sure you understand just how uncomfortable it makes me to agree with him.”

“My default position is that anything that man says should be immediately dismissed, because it’s probably based on magic and fairy tales – but criticising the coalition just feels so right. You know?”

“That said, if he doesn’t want elected officials doing things people didn’t vote for, can we assume he’ll be giving up his seat in the House of Lords?”

From my regular dose of NewsThump

Tuesday, 7 June 2011

Multistable perceptual illusion of the day

If you're the kind of person who goes in for tattoos of logos,* the striking snake head image that adorns the front of the Dodge Viper sports car might look like a cool piece of body art. Personally I'd advise against it. Not because tattoos are painful (although I believe they are). Not because I happen to think tattoos look a bit rubbish (I've never seen a person who looked better with a tat than without one, but it's your body, not mine, so what you do to it as a consenting adult is none of my business). Not because tattoos are a bugger to have removed if you have second thoughts (although they surely are). Not because the Dodge Viper is a terrible car (I'm not enough of a petrolhead to have any opinion about the Dodge Viper versus any other car in its class, so if you want to pick a fight over that issue, do it with somebody who watches Top Gear). Not even because you are a human being and reducing yourself to an advert for a brand is, in my opinion, self-debasement of the highest order.

It's just that if you turn the Dodge Viper snake head upside down, you get ... Daffy Duck.

That's all folks!


*that's logos as in commercial emblems - tattoos representing the philosophical / theological concept of λόγος are, I imagine, available only in a very niche subset of tattoo parlours

Sunday, 5 June 2011

Liberty ship of fools

Maybe I've been politically naive. Recently, I'd assumed there was an alignment between vocal libertarians, and influential right-wingers (both politicians and members of the banking and business establishment). After all, the UK coalition government's slash and burn approach to public services is the sort of thing you'd expect to delight people who think that the state and all its works are intrinsically evil and should be shrunk as fast as possible. On the other side of the Atlantic, the influence of the Republican Party's teapot tendency would seem to indicate the same direction of travel. Adam Curtis's outing of Alan Greenspan as a former disciple of Ayn Rand seemed only to confirm the traction that libertarian ideas had already gained at the highest levels of the establishment (OK it probably wasn't news to a lot of other people, but it was an eye-opener to me).

Left-wing fantasy novelist China Mieville begs to differ. He's written an essay picking apart a bizarre libertarian project to build a colossal floating city of a ship that would be part trading estate, part luxury gated apartment block, part exclusive leisure complex, part duty-free shopping mall and part (so the blurb seems to imply) offshore tax haven. This Randian fantasy of a cruise liner on steroids was scheduled to have set sail in 2003, but realising the dream has been a bit harder than the project's backers anticipated and, to date, completion of the Freedom Ship, as it's called, remains a dream. Mieville's thesis is that the libertairans behind this project aren't really a powerful elite, or even truly aligned with the really rich and powerful, but deluded idealistic second-raters chasing rainbows whilst the truly pragmatic, ruthless elite get on with helping themselves to the wealth of nations, unhindered by any romantic libertarian notions of being too pure and self-reliant to suck the state's teats dry when they can get away with it:

Libertarianism is not a ruling-class theory. It may be indulged, certainly, for the useful ideas it can throw up, and its prophets have at times influenced dominant ideologies—witness the cack-handed depredations of the “Chicago Boys” in Chile after Allende’s bloody overthrow. But untempered by the realpolitik of Reaganism and Thatcherism, the anti-statism of “pure” libertarianism is worse than useless to the ruling class.

Big capital will support tax-lowering measures, of course, but it does not need to piss and moan about taxes with the tedious relentlessness of the libertarian. Big capital, with its ranks of accountant-Houdinis, just gets on with not paying it. And why hate a state that pays so well? Big capital is big, after all, not only because of the generous contracts its state obligingly hands it, but because of the gun-ships with which its state opens up markets for it.

Read the whole article here. In the libertarian fantasy, Atlas Shrugged, Randian übermensch John Galt shrugs off the stifling bonds of the state to construct a paradise fit for entrepreneurial heroes. Building a real, floating  libertarian paradise has, so far, proved beyond the resources or abilities of the John Galt wannabes. Maybe, as Mieville suggests, this is because the real-life libertarians aren't as potent and superior as the fictional libertarians they're trying to emulate. Maybe, they're just big capital's useful idiots. Given that some of the highest profile cheerleaders for libertarianism include Sarah Palin, hardly the sharpest hunting knife in the pickup truck, and James Delingpole, once memorably described as 'the stupid man's Niall Ferguson', I don't think we can dimiss this notion out of hand.

The heads up on the China Mieville piece and spot-on characterisation of James Delingpole came from Blood and Treasure.

For ye have the poor always with you

When the IMF arrives in a country, they are interested in only one thing. How do we make sure the banks and financial institutions are paid?... It is the IMF that keeps the [financial] speculators in business. They’re not interested in development, or what helps a country to get out of poverty. 

Joseph Stiglitz, Nobel Prize-winning economist and former IMF employee, turned whistleblower, quoted in Johann Hari's disturbing piece on what the IMF does to the countries it's supposed to be helping. He's not the first to point out that it's perilously close to what Dominique Strauss-Kahn's been accused of doing to a hotel maid.

It makes grim reading, but there are a couple of good news stories wrapped up in there too. Malawi, by rebelling against the IMF's disasterous policies, moved from being a famine-racked basket case to an exporter of food aid within two years. The Hungarian people kicked out an IMF-friendly government bent on slashing public services to pay off the defecit and elcted one that promised to make the banks, not the people, pay for the banker's crisis. The IMF squealed like a pig, but, guess what, the sky did't fall.

As this is IMF behaving badly, rather Fleet Street's preferred scapegoat, the European Union, I'm expecting the Scum, The Daily Fail, the Torygraph and the other usual suspects in the right-wing press to just ignore the whole issue.

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Thursday, 2 June 2011

The world didn't end on May 21st...

... but there's still this, more plausible, apocalyptic scenario to worry about:


$8.1 trillion


$8.5 trillion




$8.1 trillion is the total cost of everything the USA has ever spent on every major war and government project in the entire history of the nation, going right back to the American Revolution (adjusted for inflation).

$8.5 trillion is how much the US taxpayer spent on bailing out the banks after the 2008 crisis (according to Casey Research)

The figures are taken from a post at Naked Capitalism, cheerily entitled We Are on the Verge of a Great, Great Depression. Sweet dreams, everybody.

Telly to get your teeth into

I’ve really enjoyed the first two episodes of Adam Curtis’s documentary All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace. Whether Curtis’ conclusions are correct or not, there’s so much interesting stuff to chew over that you actually have to start thinking. That's a novelty in itself; the level of most political debate on TV is so anodyne and simplistic that engaging with it is a consciousness-lowering experience.

On balance, I agree with one of Curtis’s main arguments; that we live in an age of ideology and hierarchical power, but the dominant ideology has borrowed ideas from science and technology to give subjective political choices and the self-interested exercise of power the spurious legitimacy of objective necessity.

In episode one, Curtis fingered Ayn Rand as a one of the first proponents of this intellectual sleight-of-hand. Up to a point, you know where you are with Rand’s philosophy that individuals should act exclusively in their own self-interest, be self-reliant and never act collectively or for the common good. Her stroke of genius was to label her political programme “Objectivism.” The implication was that Rand’s philosophy, was objective and rational (of course it’s objective – it’s called “Objectivism”, dummy!), unlike rival philosophies, which were weak, muddle-headed and subjective, (as defined by Rand).

Having made it an article of faith that her own preferences were driven by pure rational objectivity, Rand and her followers were on their way to creating what Michael Shermer called ‘the unlikeliest cult in history.’ By pronouncing itself objective and rational, the Randian cult attracted a lot of bright people who should have known better (such as Silicon Valley tech entrepreneurs) as well as, more recently, a bunch of simple-minded, selfish Tea Party chimps. That much I knew. What I didn't realise, until watching the documentary, was that long-time US Federal Reserve chief, Alan Greenspan, was a major acolyte.

In episode two, we were shown another historical precedent - General Smuts's quaint idea of "Holism" an "objective" philosophy based on the perceived ecological balance of nature (an idea which, conveniently for Smuts, supported the status quo of the white-run British Empire):

It had very much in common with his philosophy of life as subsequently developed and embodied in his Holism and Evolution. Small units must needs develop into bigger wholes, and they in their turn again must grow into larger and ever-larger structures without cessation. Advancement lay along that path. Thus the unification of the four provinces in the Union of South Africa, the idea of the British Commonwealth of Nations, and, finally, the great whole resulting from the combination of the peoples of the earth in a great league of nations were but a logical progression consistent with his philosophical tenets.

It's a new variation on an old theme. It's presumably more or less how organised religions started. One chief is a mere human being whose orders can be questioned (at the risk of a beating), so priesthoods emerged to tell the plebs that power isn't being exercised in the interests of the guy who'd have you killed if you didn't do what he wanted, but is ordained by a higher power. Challenging unfairness and rocking the boat wasn't just risky, it was evil. And, by the way, if you trespass against the norms of the tribe and go upsetting the priests and the strong man who looks after them on earth, you'll burn for all eternity, peasant.

In a  scientific, (largely) post-religious age, hellfire is an insufficient threat. Now we're kept in line with the lie that the existing order is the natural order, the only possible order, objective, rational and beyond criticism. In the past, the self-interest of the tribal elite was dressed up as God's will. In a managerialist age, it's dressed up as the inescapable conclusion of objective, rational thought, sanctified by spreadsheet. Dissent is routinely dismissed as 'politically motivated' (what the hell else would it be?), or 'inappropriate' (another weasel word intended to convey faux objectivity by people who don't take responsibility for their own beliefs). There is, they say, no alternative. Life is unfair - now just grow up and used to it. Which is a great message for those interested in comforting the comfortable and making sure the afflicted don't bother them with their problems. It's also a lie - ecosystems change and evolve, the political certainties of one generation are consigned to the dustbin of history by the next. People have changed the political facts of life, challenged the divine right of kings, slavery, apartheid and shoving little kids up chimneys and they can do it again.

This is only one strand in the web of ideas in Curtis's documentary. Some of them may be proved duds - on computers, networks and market instability, for example, this guy, coming from a libertarian viewpoint, thinks that Curtis got it wrong. From an opposing camp, there are mutterings that he focused too much on the role of computer networks in market instability, ignoring more obvious triggers such as the repeal of the Glass–Steagall Act. I've heard rumours that, presumably in episode three, Curtis will have a go at Dawkins and the idea of the selfish gene, citing these as ideas that encourage a mechanistic views of humans as mindless component parts of a system (if so he's obviously not read Dawkins carefully enough, because Dawkins has been explicitly saying for well over thirty years that the selfish gene is a metaphor which illuminates the mechanism of evolution and doesn't dictate the principles of morality or how society should be organised).

But, right or wrong, there's plenty to get your teeth into and I'd urge everybody to listen up – it’s a great antidote to the torpor and hopelessness induced by the endlessly repeated mantra that ‘there is no alternative.’ There's an interesting article about the documentaries on The Register here, a link to the programme website and BBC iPlayer here, and I'm guessing if you miss it on iPlayer (or don't get the content in your region), somebody will be posting these somewhere on the Internet sometime soon.

As a bonus, the programme's title referenced a wonderfully mad poem by Richard Brautigan about mammals and computers living together in mutually programming harmony. Did anybody else notice the (presumably coincidental) echo in George W Bush's alleged statement that 'I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully'? Wonderful stuff.