Piers Morgan knows what he's talking about

A bold claim, I know, but there is photographic proof:

"We need to be better, as a world, than idolising these cretinous individuals"
Piers Morgan, earlier this month.

According to Piers, the world needs to grow up and get over the world's second-biggest celebrity arse. Before you dismiss Piers' opinion as spiteful abuse from an unpopular celebrity hanger-on, we must remember that the world's biggest celebrity arse has given Piers his very own a pet name*, so Piers counts as something of a world authority on celebrity arses.





*"Champ, sit! Sit! Good dog!"