The Czar's Christmas Message

Goodness me, doesn't The War On Christmas seem to start earlier every year?

This year's attack of festive nonsense comes from a report prepared by the government's "Integration Czar" Louise Casey. Casey once said that said that ministers would perform better if they were "pissed", as "doing things sober is no way to get things done" and complained that "There is an obsession with evidence-based policy. If No 10 says bloody evidence-based policy to me one more time I'll deck them one and probably get unemployed." I can only assume that she was following her own advice and studiously ignoring reality whilst simultaneously getting completely hammered when she wrote this pile of steaming horseshit at public expense.

Previous non-jobs held by Louise Casey include head of the Blair administration's Respect Task Force, where she was known as the "Respect Czar by the Grace of God, Emperor and Autocrat of all the Russias."