Satisfaction all round

The judge concluded: "I am satisfied that during the course of the early hours of 29th January 2015, at around 5am, the defendant was guilty of screaming and shouting whilst having sex at a level of noise which caused nuisance or annoyance to (a neighbour)."

I guess the defendant was pretty satisfied, too. At least I kind of hope she was - her noise levels may have been anti-social, but it would be a bit harsh to get thrown in the nick for just faking it.