... then taking it out again. I'm worried that this cunning plan might already have been mocked to death. Which is a pity, because a "stay at home, we're rubbish" advertising campaign would give the people already living here a much-needed good laugh.
If they really wanted to keep the Transylvanian hordes away, the bigot whisperers should base their campaign on this Daily Mash parody of the British Citizenship test. If you thought that satire was obsolete, just remember that Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are still making new episodes of the bizarrely popular Location, Location, Location, instead of being hunted down like dogs by the people who've finally realised the irreparable damage that unrestrained property speculation has done to the British economy and British TV schedules, then think again.
If they really wanted to keep the Transylvanian hordes away, the bigot whisperers should base their campaign on this Daily Mash parody of the British Citizenship test. If you thought that satire was obsolete, just remember that Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are still making new episodes of the bizarrely popular Location, Location, Location, instead of being hunted down like dogs by the people who've finally realised the irreparable damage that unrestrained property speculation has done to the British economy and British TV schedules, then think again.
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