Friday, 6 March 2009

Green goo conspiracy

David Icke: a complete fruit loop, peddling barmy conspiracy theories about a sinister race of extraterrestrials who secretly run everything on earth, or so I'd thought. What a shock to find out that he was right all along. There has, of course been the routine media cover-up - some ridiculous confection about Lord Mandelson being pelted with green custard. That's what they want you to think, of course.

What they're not showing you is the un-edited video, in which the nice young woman offers Mandelson a cup of coffee, only to drop it in horror as the Dark Lord experiences a momentary wardrobe malfunction and his human disguise briefly flaps open to reveal his true nature as a hideous green slime-dripping alien blob.

The truth is out there....

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